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1.) How much money
does our clergyman earn, monthly and tax - free?
a. 1.000 US $
b. 2.000 US $
c. 3.000 US $
d. 4.000 US $
E. more than 4.000 US $
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2.) What is the additional
occupation of our clergyman?
a. He is a rock - star
b. He works unpaid as a painter
c. He obtains orders for the undertaker ... .
d. He writes articles for a well known East German daily newspaper
e. He is the ticket - agent of a soccer club
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3.) What is the favourite
music of our clergyman?
a. The national anthem
b. Ave Maria
c. Clergymen are never lying
d. The funny lumberjack boys
e. The moon of Wanne - Eickel
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4.) When and where
does our clergyman say the truth?
a. In open court
b. To the fiscal office
c. To his superintendent
d. To his wife
e. Everywhere and always
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5.) What are the ideals
of our clergyman?
a. Honesty
b. Tolerance
c. Decency
d. Love
e. Everything of all
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6.)
From whom would our clergyman never buy an used motor - car?
a. From me
b. From the Chancellor of the Ferderal Republic of Germany
c. From his superintendent
d. From a catholic bishop
e. From his former scholl teacher
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7. ) What are the
bad habits of our clergyman?
a. He is fond of torturing
young dogs
b. He likes to misuse young kids
c. He loves to whip his wife
d. He is a dope addict
e. He votes for the Social Democratic Party of Germany
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8.) What is the creed
of our clergyman?
a. He trusts in God
b. He trusts in Jesus
c. He trusts in the resurrection
d. He trusts in money
e. He trusts in the weather forecast
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9.) What are the dreams
of our clergyman?
a. To proselyte the godless
Germans
b. To get a brand new red Porsche 911 Turbo
c. That his church will be as full as C & A during the seasonal
sale
d. Of his pension
e. He hasn´t ever being got dreams
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10.) How did our clergyman
died?
a. He got an electric
shock of his electric guitar
b. He jumped out of the window
c. He was killed by the white shark during he was surfing on the
Lake of Bigge
d. He got a heart failure because of his ardor of work
e. He received a shock during he was reading this website
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